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PPP Government Going to Arrest CEOs of Google and Yahoo! for suggested search queries (generated automatically)???

PPP Government Going to Arrest CEOs of Google and Yahoo! for suggested search queries (generated automatically)???

Frustrated over continued failures, PPP-led Government is now resorting to worst ever desperate measures by threatening its citizen from speaking truth about failures and corruption in government of Pakistan not to mention anything about Mr. 10%.
“Pakistan will start tracking and prosecuting people who send threats or propaganda via email or SMS against political leaders”, said Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik.
“People think it is easy to get away with such things but in reality, routing can be very easily tracked. We have also set up a special center where people can report such offensive emails and SMSs and we will catch the culprit within 48 hours we can catch them,” added the federal minister.
Okay, we are scared but is our government going to arrest CEO of Google for providing a search engine that gives following suggested search queries (generated automatically):

“Various concocted stories and propaganda against political leaders have come to our notice. We have marked some websites that are based abroad and our teams will be paying a visit to these countries soon. The Interpol too will be helping us, as the whole world is united against cyber crime,” he said.
“This campaign was started about two weeks ago and has only been made public now.” said Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik, in an exclusive talk with a local news channel earlier today.
Probably little Bilawal got tired of receiving jokes about his Papa and asked him to take stringent measures to stop SMS and E-mails, so now Mr. Rehman Malik will be getting arrest warrants to apprehend Mr. Eric Schmidt (current Chairman and CEO of Google) with all his assets? If so, then what about Yahoo! for giving us following suggestions:

So what about sending some feedback to minister@interior.gov.pk?

**DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME – WARNING**
We are not sure on the intentions and the extent to which PPP Government may go in their desperation – sending unnecessary emails to above address is not recommended for obvious reasons.
We do not in anyway suggest pranks with Ministry of Interior.

PresIDENT MaraSI PervEZ MushaRRAF SinGING anD MadaME shAMEAM TakING hIS CLaSS!!!

PresiDENT AsIF Ali ZarDARI AwarDED!!!

Mai BouKA HoUN, MujE MaaL ChahiEA!

PosTAGE StaMP Of AsIF Ali ZarDARI!!!

JiNN hOUN ZarDARI nAHIN!!!

JIN:
Kya hokam hai mere aqa?

MEN:
mulk ka sara maal mere account mai dal do.

Jin:
huqam karain bakwas na karein main jin hoon
ZARDARI nahi.

Go BhuTTO Go BhuTTO

Sarkari maall raj k lutto

Geo Bhuto Geo Bhuto

Khaao piyo, maujan lutto

GeO Bhuto GeO Bhuto

Gareeb nu lama pa k kutto

G O Bhuto G O Bhuto

Is msg nu agy sutto
G O Bhuto G O Bhuto

ZarDARI FroM Mr.10% to Mr.100%

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

ZarDARI aND UllU

Ksi Drakht Pe Ek Ullu Betha Krta Tha,
Ek Din Wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gya,

Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa
K Shukar He Ab Ham Par
Koi Ullu Nai Baithy Ga
Lekin Drakht Ki Khushi
Us Wakt Khaak Me Mil Gayi Jab
.
.
.
.
Us Ko Kaat K
Zardari K Room Ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,
Tareekh Gawah Hai

Aj Bhi Us Par
Ullo Hi Baitha Ha.

ZarDARI AnD NarGIS

Zardari Sahib NARGIS Ka Mujra Dekhne Gaye.
Dance K Baad
NARGIS Sharma K Boli:
“Zardari JE Woh Paise” ?

Zardari:
Chal Pagli,
“Ab Tere Se Bhi Paisay Loon Ga Kiya”?

Ye Mulk Hamare Buzrugo Ne

Ye Mulk Hamare Buzrugo Ne
Bari Qurbani De K Hasil Kya He
Or Me Yahan Isi Lye Aya Hun
Ta’ake Us Qurbani Ka Gosht Kha Sakun

MOLANA ASIF ZARDARI.

TITLE FOR zarDARI

Muhammad Ali Jinnah …….QUAID-I-AZAM
Fatima Jinnah……………....MADR-E-MILAT
Liaquat Ali Khan…………….QUAID-E-MILAT
Yousaf Raza Gillani…………AATY-KI-QILAT
Asif Ali ZARDARI…………….ZILAT-HI-ZILAT

How Will ZarDARI BecoME PresiDENT oF USA???

Just imagine Sarah Palin divorces her current husband and marries Asif Zardari.
Then Palin becomes Vice President of USA.
Then Zardari kills Palin, changes the Will which henceforth says,
‘Zardari will become the President of USA if I die.’

And eventually Zardari becomes President of USA six months
after Palin’s death.
And Bilawal changes his name to
Bilawal Palin-Zardar

PakiSTAN To BhuttoISTAN

Presidential Ordinance no. 150025. October 06, 2008

I, NRO President Asif Ali Zardari (Bhutto), hereby proclaim the following measures to come into force with immediate effect:
1. Continuing with the spirit of the naming of Islamabad airport to Shaheed Motarma Benazir Bhutto airport, the “murree road” to BB Shaheed road and the Rawalpindi General hospital to BB Hospital, I hereby order the following Islamabad landmarks to be named as follows from here on-
A. SHAKARPARIAN would now be called “BhuttoPARIAN”;

B. RAWAL dam is named BBWal dam;

C. PEER SOHAWA shall now be referred to as “PEER BHUTTOWA”;

D. The Historic APPARA Market must now be referred to “BHUTTOPAARA Market”;

E. The soon to be reconstructed Marriott hotel hereafter shall be named”BHUTTORIOTT”; and

F. The SHAHEED Margalla towers would now be honored with the nameplate of “Bhutto towers”.

2. A once in a lifetime opportunity is provided to all murderers, thugs and looters to have their records clean wiped by undertaking any of the following acts:

A. Adding the Bhutto suffix to their names;
B. Widely disseminating the recently devised “Bhutto doctrine”; and

C. Plastering 30 feet high Bhutto/Zardari posters in every nook and corner of the country.

A select few from no. 2 above would be hand picked to head key portfolios in the country. However, special patronage prizes would be awarded to all.

Signed here on the 6th day of October, 2008.

Asif Ali Zardari
President, Islamic Republic of Pakistan